Friday, January 9, 2015

PInapple knock knock joke

Knock, Knock
Who"s There
Pineapple
Pineapple who? 
Pineapple, wait who is pineapple, and I thought they can't talk

Monday, January 5, 2015

What do you call a Seagull that flies over the bay?

What do you call a Seagull that flies over the bay?
A "bagel"

Sunday, November 23, 2014

What color socks do bears wear?

What color socks do bears wear?
(They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!)

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Lettuce knock knock joke

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you'll find out

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

How did then prisoner escape?

How did then prisoner escape?
By pushing the escape key

Sunday, November 16, 2014

Glasses joke

Customer :I need a new pair of glasses for my computer.
Computer salesperson: A pair of glasses for a computer? Why on earth for?
Customer: to improve it’s eye site

Sunday, November 9, 2014

What color socks do bears wear?

What color socks do bears wear?
(They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!)