What color socks do bears wear?

What color socks do bears wear? (They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!)

Lettuce knock knock joke

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you'll find out

How did then prisoner escape?

How did then prisoner escape?
By pushing the escape key

Glasses joke

Customer :I need a new pair of glasses for my computer.
Computer salesperson: A pair of glasses for a computer? Why on earth for?
Customer: to improve it’s eye site

What color socks do bears wear?

What color socks do bears wear? (They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!)

Q: What kind of maps do spiders make?

Q: What kind of maps do spiders make?
A: Web-based maps.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?

A: Never mind, it's over your head!

Knock knock cowboy joke

Knock Knock
Who's there?
YAH
yah who
hey i didn't know u were a cowboy

cow boy knock knock joke

Knock Knock
Who's there?
YAH
yah who
hey i didn't know u were a cowboy

Q: Where did the computer go to dance?

Q: Where did the computer go to dance?
A: To a disc-o.

Q: What bow can't be tied?

Q: What bow can't be tied?
A: A rainbow!

Q: What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A: A Bed
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Teacher joke

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards? 
A: Because he was sitting on the deck! 

Dumb joke:Q: We're you long in the hospital?

Q: We're you long in the hospital?
A: No, I was the same size I am now! 

Q: What did the laundryman say to the impatient customer?

Q: What did the laundryman say to the impatient customer?
A: Keep your shirt on! 

Q: Why do bicycles fall over?

Q: Why do bicycles fall over? A: Because they are two-tired!

Elephant jokes

Q:What did the hunter do to the red elephant?
A:Shot him with the red elephant gun

Q:What did the hunter do to the blue elephant?

A:Held it's breath until it turned red then shot it with the red elaphant gun


Q:How do you know that there is a elephant in the Refrigerator?
A:There are footprints in the Peanut butter

How did the tree get on the computer?

QUESTION:How did the tree get on the computer? ANSWER:it logged on

Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?

Q: What gets wetter the more it dries? A: A towel. 

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Q: "How do you shoot a killer bee?"

Q: "How do you shoot a killer bee?" A: "With a bee bee gun." 

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Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?

Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? A. Milk and quackers! 

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How did the chicken cross the road?

QHow did the chicken cross the road?

AIn a very very white secret coat to rob the bank

What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?   A: Every morning you'll rise and shine

Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you'll rise and shine! 

Cartoon joke

Seal pun

lettuce knock knock

``Knock, Knock``

``Who's there

``lettuce``

`` lettuce who?``

lettuce in and you'll find out.

Welcome to my new website

Welcome to Jokers world: Jokers town

Welcome! It's not just jokes.It's also puns and riddles. Don't worry we won't post jokes that are so funny you will forget to laugh.(Jokes that so bad that they are funny. Add less they are really really funny .
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 You may be wondering why it is called jokers world: Jokers town. The reason is me and my partner may be making more websites in this series.
We will just post now and then. We will post adlease once each week.