How did the tree get on the computer?

QUESTION:How did the tree get on the computer? ANSWER:it logged on

Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?

Q: What gets wetter the more it dries? A: A towel. 

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Q: "How do you shoot a killer bee?"

Q: "How do you shoot a killer bee?" A: "With a bee bee gun." 

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Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?

Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? A. Milk and quackers! 

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How did the chicken cross the road?

QHow did the chicken cross the road?

AIn a very very white secret coat to rob the bank

What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?   A: Every morning you'll rise and shine

Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!