cow boy knock knock joke

Knock Knock
Who's there?
YAH
yah who
hey i didn't know u were a cowboy

Q: Where did the computer go to dance?

Q: Where did the computer go to dance?
A: To a disc-o.

Q: What bow can't be tied?

Q: What bow can't be tied?
A: A rainbow!

Q: What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A: A Bed
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Teacher joke

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards? 
A: Because he was sitting on the deck! 

Dumb joke:Q: We're you long in the hospital?

Q: We're you long in the hospital?
A: No, I was the same size I am now! 

Q: What did the laundryman say to the impatient customer?

Q: What did the laundryman say to the impatient customer?
A: Keep your shirt on! 

Q: Why do bicycles fall over?

Q: Why do bicycles fall over? A: Because they are two-tired!

Elephant jokes

Q:What did the hunter do to the red elephant?
A:Shot him with the red elephant gun

Q:What did the hunter do to the blue elephant?

A:Held it's breath until it turned red then shot it with the red elaphant gun


Q:How do you know that there is a elephant in the Refrigerator?
A:There are footprints in the Peanut butter